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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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