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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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