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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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