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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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