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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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