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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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