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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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