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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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