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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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