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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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