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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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