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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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