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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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