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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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