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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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