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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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