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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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