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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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