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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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