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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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