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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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