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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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