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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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