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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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