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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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