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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃
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