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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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