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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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