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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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