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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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