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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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