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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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