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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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