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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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