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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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