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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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