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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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