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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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