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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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