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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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