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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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