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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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