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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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