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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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