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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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