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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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