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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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