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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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