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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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