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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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