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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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