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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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