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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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