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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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