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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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