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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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